dootmario2:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

this single post contains enough terrifying energy to power 500 haunted houses for the next twenty years

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

katjohnadams:

sheikofthesheikah:

smokedcapybara:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

ive been sitting on a phone call with a guy from microsoft for an hour now after my computer crashed so he can help me re-upgrade to win10 and 99% of it has been pure silence but 5 mins ago he asked me if he can go pee.

i told him bro u been sittin here watching my slow ass computer install windows 10 for over 50 minutes you can go make yourself a cup of tea and a sandwich if you want.

he came back and apologised for making me wait for him but he said he made a sandwich and a coffee and now he’s chilling at his desk having a bite to eat and we’re just hanging out watching my percentage climb.

im getting jack of the silence so i asked him where he’s from bc he has an accent and theres a slight delay and he said he’s in the philippines so now we’re talking about the girl who won silver in the weightlifting at rio and he’s so proud of her its adorable.

apparently it’s the first medal the philippines has won since the olympics in 1996 so this woman is a hero over there rn. i love hearing underdog stories i want to hear more.

shit boy now we’re talking about how countries like the US and australia are disappointed when they dont win gold medals but athletes from countries like the philippines are the pride of the nation if they even place and how it suggestive of the values of first world countries

BOY THIS IS GETTING DEEP

we’re two hours in and i asked him what his record was for the longest phone call and he said five and a half.

bRO. FIVE HOURS ON THE DAMN PHONE HOW DOES A MOFO DEAL WITH THAT. 

im on hold again bc his supervisor wants something but apparently the five and a half hour phone call was because a guy was mad that he couldn’t figure out how to work windows 8 when he got a new computer so my tech guy spent nearly six hours teaching him how to use a fucking operating system.

this guy has the patience of a damn saint can we give him a medal or something like lets give the philippines their second medal in 20 years pleASE.

my computer finally entered its boot-reboot stage after installation and he asked me in the most polite way humanely possible if we could perhaps end the call and he will call me back tomorrow to make sure the upgrade finished properly.

this guy just spent over two hours chilling on the phone with me and he’s still gonna call me back tomorrow just to check that everything is ok.

i feel like ive entered a new plane of existence.

UPDATE

he called me back like he promised he would and asked whether everything was okay, and i told him it was and that ive reinstalled everything.

he said he was so happy that my computer is working again and that he was so glad that i was his customer because he’s not used to being able to chat and talk with the people on the other end just for the hell of it and it made his day yesterday.

his supervisor got on the phone and i gave him a glowing review, she said shes going to email me a survey so i can put it all on paper so he has the physical feedback to his name.

honestly that just made the whole stress of my computer crashing its pants so much better.

also his name is jhon. 

I drew him a medal

This is fucking adorable.

This is a Jhon appreciation post. Jhon is wonderful and we love him.

totalariana:

meandstherhythm:

Y'all are so corny with that are you a moon or a sun person, water or fire, dick or balls, do you wipe your ass before or after you take a shit. Like stop.

why the signs can’t sleep at night

ayat-the-friendly-aquarius:

(check the sign on your 12th house cusp, the house neptune is in, moon sign and the house it’s in)

Aries: making a murder plan in their head for their next enemy, or they are thinking through the stupid shit they did 8 years ago

Taurus: the mattress or pillow aren’t cushy enough, or the blanket isn’t soft/warm enough

Gemini: probably because they are thinking about everything all at once

Cancer: they think there’s a ghost in the house, and they are gonna get possessed

Leo: the light isn’t on and they’re too lazy to go turn it on, or they’re hungry

Virgo: they don’t know what the fuck sleep is

Libra: they are alone, and all they think about is the touch of someone they love

Scorpio: they think they’re gonna die and not wake up

Sagittarius: making travel plans on where to go next, or they are on their phone reading crap and can’t leave it for the love of God

Capricorn: stresssss asf, or they think they’re gonna get robbed or kidnapped

Aquarius: they think they will get abducted by aliens, and if they come back to earth, the men in black will come after them

Pisces: these motherfuckers sleep no matter what, you can’t not sleep if you’re a Pisces, it’s impossible